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Good funny would you rather questions put two silly choices side by side, so the answer gets a laugh before anyone explains it. Here are 58 funny would you rather questions, numbered and ready to print, plus a generator that picks one at random.

Five good ones to start with: Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a building? Would you rather have a robot that does your chores or have a dragon you can ride? Would you rather glow in the dark or be able to bounce like a rubber ball? Would you rather have spaghetti for breakfast or have pancakes for dinner? Would you rather eat a whole lemon or eat a spoonful of hot sauce? Every question on this page is family-friendly and works for kids, teens, sleepovers, family dinners and parties.

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Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a building?

58 funny would you rather questions

  1. Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a building?

  2. Would you rather have a robot that does your chores or have a dragon you can ride?

  3. Would you rather glow in the dark or be able to bounce like a rubber ball?

  4. Would you rather have spaghetti for breakfast or have pancakes for dinner?

  5. Would you rather eat a whole lemon or eat a spoonful of hot sauce?

  6. Would you rather eat only green foods for a week or eat only orange foods for a week?

  7. Would you rather have a chocolate river in your yard or have a lemonade fountain in your kitchen?

  8. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or eat cereal with chopsticks?

  9. Would you rather only eat with your hands or only eat with a tiny spoon?

  10. Would you rather live in a house made of gingerbread or live in a house made of cheese?

  11. Would you rather be a pizza delivery person on a skateboard or be an ice cream truck driver?

  12. Would you rather eat a mystery flavor jelly bean or eat a sandwich someone else made blindfolded?

  13. Would you rather explore an underwater city or explore a city in the clouds?

  14. Would you rather ride a giant turtle or ride a giant eagle?

  15. Would you rather have a cat that talks or have a dog that sings?

  16. Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or have wings like a bat?

  17. Would you rather live in an aquarium or live in a zoo?

  18. Would you rather have an owl that delivers your mail or have a parrot that tells jokes?

  19. Would you rather be a busy bee or be a sleepy sloth?

  20. Would you rather have a giraffe neck or have elephant ears?

  21. Would you rather have a trunk like an elephant or have a shell like a turtle?

  22. Would you rather be chased by a goose or be chased by a turkey?

  23. Would you rather go to school on the Moon or go to school under the sea?

  24. Would you rather have a robot teacher or have a talking dog teacher?

  25. Would you rather ride a slide into school every day or ride a zip line home every day?

  26. Would you rather take a test in a silly hat or take a test in a superhero cape?

  27. Would you rather be the class clown or be the class genius?

  28. Would you rather have a desk that is a trampoline or have a chair that is a swing?

  29. Would you rather have a pet that does your homework badly or do all your homework yourself?

  30. Would you rather quack like a duck every time you laugh or oink like a pig every time you sneeze?

  31. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or have marshmallows for toes?

  32. Would you rather talk in rhymes all day or sing everything you say?

  33. Would you rather wear pajamas everywhere or wear a tuxedo everywhere?

  34. Would you rather have a nose that honks or have ears that whistle?

  35. Would you rather walk backwards forever or hop on one foot forever?

  36. Would you rather have a voice like a chipmunk or have a voice like a giant?

  37. Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry bubbles?

  38. Would you rather have a sock puppet best friend or have an imaginary pet dragon?

  39. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

  40. Would you rather burp bubbles or hiccup confetti?

  41. Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or have a pet plant that dances?

  42. Would you rather wear clown shoes for a week or wear a giant hat for a week?

  43. Would you rather laugh like a hyena or snort like a horse?

  44. Would you rather have your face on every coin or have your name on every street?

  45. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or be the smartest person in the room?

  46. Would you rather live in a bouncy castle or live in a giant snow globe?

  47. Would you rather have hair that changes color with your mood or have skin that sparkles in the sun?

  48. Would you rather be followed by a marching band or be followed by a flock of friendly ducks?

  49. Would you rather always have to dance when music plays or always have to sing when someone says your name?

  50. Would you rather always be too hot or always be too cold?

  51. Would you rather have a slide from your bedroom to the kitchen or have a pool in your bedroom?

  52. Would you rather eat breakfast on a roller coaster or eat lunch on a Ferris wheel?

  53. Would you rather have a lion's roar or have a wolf's howl?

  54. Would you rather learn to juggle in one day or learn to whistle any tune in one day?

  55. Would you rather eat the spiciest pepper in the world or eat the sourest candy in the world?

  56. Would you rather eat one giant burger the size of a table or eat a hundred tiny burgers?

  57. Would you rather bake the biggest cake in the world or bake the longest loaf of bread in the world?

  58. Would you rather travel with only a backpack or travel with three big suitcases?

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What are good funny would you rather questions?

Good funny would you rather questions put two silly choices side by side, so the answer gets a laugh before anyone explains it. For example: Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant or grow as tall as a building? Would you rather have a robot that does your chores or have a dragon you can ride? Would you rather glow in the dark or be able to bounce like a rubber ball?

How many funny would you rather questions are on this page?

58, numbered over 1 page. The generator above the list can also pick one at random from all 190 would you rather questions on Quiz Zoomies, by theme.

What makes a would you rather question funny?

A strange mix of ordinary things: soup with a fork, a house made of cheese, spaghetti for breakfast. Both choices should be harmless and a little ridiculous, so every pick is a good story.

Are these questions family-friendly?

Yes. Every question on Quiz Zoomies is written to be safe for kids, classrooms and family game nights, with no mature or scary choices.

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